The Strange And Possibly Unnatural Case Of Xander And Faith
Buffy, The Vampire Slayer Fiction
By
Elizabeth Mansfield
(a missing bit from 'The Zeppo')
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(a missing bit from 'The Zeppo')
Xander stood outside Faith's door.
"I had sex!" He said in awe "And it was good! Too bad it was with someone who needs extensive anger-management therapy, and possibly a dosage schedule of Thorazine and shops at the clearance rack at the kinderwhore store. Tonight, I am a MAN!"
Faith threw open the door "You were good Xander but not that good!"
"Uhh." was Xander's witty response.
"Wanna do it again sometime?" Faith grinned.
"Please yes! Would you...you know the mermaid thing...again...please...if I beg?" Xander whispered.
"Maybe. I own you Harris." Faith slammed the door.
Xander smiled a dopey smile.
P-Con VI March 27th/28th/29th 2009
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