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Despite the horrors of the previous book, Elvira is still in Beaver Hills and her reward for saving the town from a horde of vampires?
She is asked to take a group of snotty teenage girls aka the Happy Campers on a camping trip. Before you can say 'Friday the 13th' they have run-ins with a spooky one-armed man, hear dire warnings of a beast, ignore the evil legend of Beaver Hills and get shot at by testosterone crazed hunters.
Things only get worse when they realise they've no food as Elvira's idea of camping essentials is: clothes, make-up, hair spray, more clothes, more make-up, more hairspray.
So Elvira and her gaggle of bimbo campers (Sarah, Chloe, Khandi, Brianne, Tanya and Gail) are trapped in the middle of nowhere rapidly developing homicidal cabin fever.
Sample dialogue:
"Anyway Chloe, one day you'll realise that what you think of yourself is a whole lot more important than what boys, or anybody else, thinks of you. And in the meantime, you can always stuff."
and
"Oh sure, Ms. Merkin, everything went great. Except I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is I brought you van back in 'tip-top' shape. The bad news is, there are two dead campers in it."
Will Ranger Dan save them from attack by slobbering insane mountain men?
Read it and find out!
P-Con VI March 27th/28th/29th 2009
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